maleborgia: (qui nescit dissimulare nescit regnare)
Cesare Borgia ([personal profile] maleborgia) wrote2016-03-21 07:44 pm
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Birthday Party of Two

[Cesare is sitting on one of three (new! ish) barstools in Canada's kitchen, a large bowl of a dark amber liquid on the counter next to him and sending a text to Someone.]

[literally it's just a video of three different bottles (labels carefully covered) being opened and poured into a mixing bowl]
fuckyudied: (lenny kravitz marinara breast milk)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-03 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just some hotshot rich kid.
fuckyudied: (this is gonna feel good on m'ghost parts)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-03 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[snorts, almost dropping his cigarette]
fuckyudied: (watch a grown man fuck a chinchilla!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
You got me pegged!
fuckyudied: (orb is a very sexual being.)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[leans back on one hand, waiting for Cesare to finish his last drink]

Yup. Lucky for you.
fuckyudied: (i fucked a tree to summon aliens!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[kicks at him]

Hurry it up!
fuckyudied: (pack your bags & eat your friends)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[jumps up, but has to steady himself on the nearest stool (partially so he can give Cesare another kick)]

Alright! Let's burn this place to the ground!
fuckyudied: (steampunk yahoo answers)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If it came from outside—

[wait where did he leave his phone]
fuckyudied: (let's talk more about tom hank's pubes)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Barrier. Dunno.
fuckyudied: (what up with your kneepits? lube 'em up!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-04 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[waves a hand to shush him]

Save your what-if philosophy BS for later! You got a recipe?
fuckyudied: (lenny kravitz marinara breast milk)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-05 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[this laugh is not reassuring]

Got it!
fuckyudied: (the capacity for dick-smelling)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-05 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[his is somewhere nearby but WHO CARES, time to crank it

once typing gets easier

please hold]

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