Birthday Party of Two

[maleborgia]

[Cesare is sitting on one of three (new! ish) barstools in Canada's kitchen, a large bowl of a dark amber liquid on the counter next to him and sending a text to Someone.]

[literally it's just a video of three different bottles (labels carefully covered) being opened and poured into a mixing bowl]

Comments

[maleborgia]

That must be why he's willing to fight you at all.

[fuckyudied]

[cracks up]

[maleborgia]

[shoves him] Toss him at the sheep!

[fuckyudied]

[stumbles to the side a little, then takes off for the meadow]

Start your horsefighting ring back home! We got eggs to fry!

[maleborgia]

[takes a second to regain his balance, then laughs and chases after]

[fuckyudied]

Don't drop 'em!

[maleborgia]

Worry about yourself. [he says as he stumbles but doesn't drop the carton]

[fuckyudied]

[skids to a stop at the edge of the field, waving a hand at Cesare to be quiet]

[maleborgia]

I'm not the one who got flour--

[stops, but a little belatedly]

[fuckyudied]

[tugs him back by the collar]

Oi, that was you, jackass! Hang on. Don't spook 'em.

[maleborgia]

[and now it's his turn to motion for silence as he opens the carton]

[fuckyudied]

500 yen you miss.

[maleborgia]

How the hell could I miss? They're right there!

[fuckyudied]

[waits until RIGHT BEFORE HE THROWS to give him a good shove]

[maleborgia]

[that egg goes way too high and to the side]

[fuckyudied]

[pfffftahahaha]

[maleborgia]

[shoves him back] Asshole!

[fuckyudied]

Looks like you owe me!

[maleborgia]

I never took that bet.

[fuckyudied]

Did too. Alright, give it another go, I'll be good.

[NO HE WON'T]

[maleborgia]

You're going to make me waste them all. Don't tell me you have a soft spot for the sheep.

[fuckyudied]

I'll go grab one for you, how's that!

[already running off]

[maleborgia]

[...this seems like a bad idea but not stopping him.

getting out another egg and setting the carton down]

[fuckyudied]

[still sheep-proof /o/ HOORAY. comes back with one tucked under his arm]

You wanna name him?

[maleborgia]

Yusuke.