Birthday Party of Two

[maleborgia]

[Cesare is sitting on one of three (new! ish) barstools in Canada's kitchen, a large bowl of a dark amber liquid on the counter next to him and sending a text to Someone.]

[literally it's just a video of three different bottles (labels carefully covered) being opened and poured into a mixing bowl]

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[maleborgia]

[to the barrier \o\]

[fuckyudied]

[stops just before the shock line and holds out a hand]

Ammo!

[maleborgia]

[slamming an egg a little too hard into his hand, but fortunately nothing breaks] Go for it!

[fuckyudied]

Ready?

[maleborgia]

[fumbles with his phone, but then gets it set to record] I told you to go already!

[fuckyudied]

[chucks the egg, accidentally taking a few running steps too far and yelping in surprise]

[maleborgia]

[not concerned about him at all, doubled over laughing at that and missing whatever happened to the egg]

[fuckyudied]

[NOOGIE TIME]

[maleborgia]

[shoving him] Get off me, cazzo!

[fuckyudied]

[lets him go after a firm pinch on the cheek]

Gimme another one! I call do-over!

[maleborgia]

Fair enough. Don't shock yourself this time. [handing him another egg and getting the camera ready again]

[fuckyudied]

[throws it so hard it's difficult to follow, but the successful smell of seriously burnt eggs is pretty good proof]

—Ha!

[maleborgia]

[shoving the carton at him] Do another one.

[fuckyudied]

[oh

oh that was a terrible idea

GRINS]

[maleborgia]

[filming still] Well? Go on.

[fuckyudied]

[egg in hand

egg on friend's head

sorry friend]

[maleborgia]

[the phone is tossed to the ground]

What the fuck!

[fuckyudied]

[doubles over, dropping the carton]

[maleborgia]

[SHOVES HIM]

[fuckyudied]

Flour and egg—! All we need's panko!

[maleborgia]

[wiping egg from his face and shaking it off onto the grass] What was that for?

[fuckyudied]

I told you, the flour! Dick!

[maleborgia]

That's not the same. [crouching and picking up the carton]

[fuckyudied]

Sheep's revenge!

[maleborgia]

You cracked some of these, asshole.