maleborgia: (qui nescit dissimulare nescit regnare)
Cesare Borgia ([personal profile] maleborgia) wrote2016-03-21 07:44 pm
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Birthday Party of Two

[Cesare is sitting on one of three (new! ish) barstools in Canada's kitchen, a large bowl of a dark amber liquid on the counter next to him and sending a text to Someone.]

[literally it's just a video of three different bottles (labels carefully covered) being opened and poured into a mixing bowl]
fuckyudied: (what up moon? what up you hollow bitch?)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[makes such a face before turning to chase down the poor sheep again]
fuckyudied: (you're googling. you make me sick!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[hauls it back]

Now he's got a burnt egg stuck to his ass for life, ya dick!
fuckyudied: (lenny kravitz marinara breast milk)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna apologize or what? C'mon, just a handshake.

[waves one of the sheep's front legs at him]
fuckyudied: (i am a man-sized baby.)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[lets the sheep go when it starts squirming again]

Happy?
fuckyudied: (is this science yet? did we do it?)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[brushes his hands off]

You got your phone? ... Do I have your phone?
fuckyudied: (lenny kravitz marinara breast milk)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright! Let's record this.
fuckyudied: (i fucked a tree to summon aliens!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[stops just before the shock line and holds out a hand]

Ammo!
fuckyudied: (she's got terminal flavor poisoning!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-10 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[chucks the egg, accidentally taking a few running steps too far and yelping in surprise]
fuckyudied: (i fucked a tree to summon aliens!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-11 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[lets him go after a firm pinch on the cheek]

Gimme another one! I call do-over!
fuckyudied: <user name=colorfancy site=livejournal.com> (horse & 2 donks is what i call my bits!)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-11 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[throws it so hard it's difficult to follow, but the successful smell of seriously burnt eggs is pretty good proof]

—Ha!
fuckyudied: (garfield's head. pamela anderson's body.)

[personal profile] fuckyudied 2016-04-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[oh

oh that was a terrible idea

GRINS]

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