Birthday Party of Two

[maleborgia]

[Cesare is sitting on one of three (new! ish) barstools in Canada's kitchen, a large bowl of a dark amber liquid on the counter next to him and sending a text to Someone.]

[literally it's just a video of three different bottles (labels carefully covered) being opened and poured into a mixing bowl]

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[fuckyudied]

I'll go grab one for you, how's that!

[already running off]

[maleborgia]

[...this seems like a bad idea but not stopping him.

getting out another egg and setting the carton down]

[fuckyudied]

[still sheep-proof /o/ HOORAY. comes back with one tucked under his arm]

You wanna name him?

[maleborgia]

Yusuke.

[fuckyudied]

I think he looks like a Cesare.

[maleborgia]

Let's compromise. He can just be the director.

[fuckyudied]

Deal!

[maleborgia]

[backing up] Turn him around, I want this to hit the wool.

[fuckyudied]

[flips the poor, poor sheep]

You hit me and this goes in your bed!

[maleborgia]

The egg or the sheep? [but it's a direct hit to the sheep! hope that thing doesn't pack a mean kick]

[fuckyudied]

[oh god TOTALLY LOSES HIS GRIP and falls backwards]

[maleborgia]

[doubles over laughing]

[fuckyudied]

The hell was that for!

[maleborgia]

You already made me miss one! I'm not about to waste a second egg.

[fuckyudied]

[jumps up, overbalancing and stumbling again]

Forget the sheep! Barrier time.

[maleborgia]

Wait, wait... Did it cook?

[fuckyudied]

The hell should I know?! You saw that thing bolt!

[maleborgia]

You're a pretty shitty detective if you can't even answer a simple question.

[fuckyudied]

[makes such a face before turning to chase down the poor sheep again]

[maleborgia]

[Victory: Cesare]

[fuckyudied]

[hauls it back]

Now he's got a burnt egg stuck to his ass for life, ya dick!

[maleborgia]

It actually worked? It really does pack a punch.

[fuckyudied]

You gonna apologize or what? C'mon, just a handshake.

[waves one of the sheep's front legs at him]

[maleborgia]

[laughs] Fuck off.

[fuckyudied]

[lets the sheep go when it starts squirming again]

Happy?