Birthday Party of Two

[maleborgia]

[Cesare is sitting on one of three (new! ish) barstools in Canada's kitchen, a large bowl of a dark amber liquid on the counter next to him and sending a text to Someone.]

[literally it's just a video of three different bottles (labels carefully covered) being opened and poured into a mixing bowl]

Comments

[fuckyudied]

The hell should I know?! You saw that thing bolt!

[maleborgia]

You're a pretty shitty detective if you can't even answer a simple question.

[fuckyudied]

[makes such a face before turning to chase down the poor sheep again]

[maleborgia]

[Victory: Cesare]

[fuckyudied]

[hauls it back]

Now he's got a burnt egg stuck to his ass for life, ya dick!

[maleborgia]

It actually worked? It really does pack a punch.

[fuckyudied]

You gonna apologize or what? C'mon, just a handshake.

[waves one of the sheep's front legs at him]

[maleborgia]

[laughs] Fuck off.

[fuckyudied]

[lets the sheep go when it starts squirming again]

Happy?

[maleborgia]

No. We still have to see the barrier.

[fuckyudied]

[brushes his hands off]

You got your phone? ... Do I have your phone?

[maleborgia]

[taking a moment to check his pockets] I got it.

[fuckyudied]

Alright! Let's record this.

[maleborgia]

[to the barrier \o\]

[fuckyudied]

[stops just before the shock line and holds out a hand]

Ammo!

[maleborgia]

[slamming an egg a little too hard into his hand, but fortunately nothing breaks] Go for it!

[fuckyudied]

Ready?

[maleborgia]

[fumbles with his phone, but then gets it set to record] I told you to go already!

[fuckyudied]

[chucks the egg, accidentally taking a few running steps too far and yelping in surprise]

[maleborgia]

[not concerned about him at all, doubled over laughing at that and missing whatever happened to the egg]

[fuckyudied]

[NOOGIE TIME]

[maleborgia]

[shoving him] Get off me, cazzo!

[fuckyudied]

[lets him go after a firm pinch on the cheek]

Gimme another one! I call do-over!

[maleborgia]

Fair enough. Don't shock yourself this time. [handing him another egg and getting the camera ready again]

[fuckyudied]

[throws it so hard it's difficult to follow, but the successful smell of seriously burnt eggs is pretty good proof]

—Ha!